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The best anime quotes about sarcasm.
“There has never been a report about a stomach ache or any other related medical trauma from swallowing your pride.”
“Master Sergeant Fuery, during your last physical it was discovered you have Athletes Foot, and we now believe it is affecting your brain.”
“You have a swimsuit tan. You could jump in the pool naked and no one would know you weren't wearing anything.”
“I CAN DO THAT TOO!" *He takes out a banana and squishes it, giggling evilly*”
“Hey! Don't you know the rules!? When heroes transform, ride in their machine, or stand in their main pose, no one should attack them!”
“It's amazing how much you kiss your own ass.”
“Stop making me repeat myself! Its bad for my health!”
“Do you think it's possible to send Flame Alchemy through the phone and burn someones ears off?”
“My obvious charms and god-like powers always dazzle the simple, ordinary folk.”
“Just as there isn't a problem that can't be solved by being right, there isn't a problem that can't be solved by money.”
“*after Misa-chan says that she can't imagine a world without Light* Hmmm... Yes, it would be dark!”
“When I become Fuhrer President, all female personnel in the military ... will have to wear mini-skirts.”
“You're proud of your white clothes?.. It sounds like a laundry detergent commercial.”
“If you don't trust the boy who cries wolf - in other words, a child who lies, your sheep and goats will all get eaten. But who gives a damn about moral lectures. The important part is that because the boy believed in his lies, he really brought a wolf to the village. You can't deny that! *to Niwa Makoto*”
“I did say that you could ask, but I didn't say that I would answer.”
“...Have I... Stumbled upon a brand new shitty game again...?”
