“If you tell a bald man his head is useful in the dark, you'll get punched in the face. Santa Claus says such cruel things.”

Chiyo Mihama begins her high school career as one of the strangest students in her freshman class—a tiny, 10-year-old academic prodigy with a fondness for plush dolls and homemade cooking. But her homeroom teacher, Yukari Tanizaki, is the kind of person who would hijack a student's bike to avoid being late, so "strange" is a relative word. There certainly isn't a shortage of peculiar girls in Yuk...
“If you tell a bald man his head is useful in the dark, you'll get punched in the face. Santa Claus says such cruel things.”
Discover the most memorable and iconic quotes from Azumanga Daioh: The Animation, a comedy anime by J.C.Staff. Browse 2 curated quotes from 1 characters.
Azumanga Daioh: The Animation follows Chiyo Mihama begins her high school career as one of the strangest students in her freshman class—a tiny, 10-year-old academic prodigy with a fondness for plush dolls and homemade cooking. But her homeroom teacher, Yukari Tanizaki, is the kind of person who would hijack a student's bike to avoid being late, so "strange" is a relative word.
Whether you're looking for inspirational, emotional, or funny lines, our collection of Azumanga Daioh: The Animation quotes captures the essence of the series through its most powerful dialogue.
“You have a swimsuit tan. You could jump in the pool naked and no one would know you weren't wearing anything.”