“If you tell a bald man his head is useful in the dark, you'll get punched in the face. Santa Claus says such cruel things.”
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“If you tell a bald man his head is useful in the dark, you'll get punched in the face. Santa Claus says such cruel things.”
“You have a swimsuit tan. You could jump in the pool naked and no one would know you weren't wearing anything.”