The best anime quotes about sarcasm.
“Fire's bad for the complexion. I burn easily, never tan!”
“You can hide that body, but that smell... Hoo! There's no covering that up!”
“I give you the strawberry if you keep it a secret.”
“*Ed crawling through an air vent* Che. It's so tight, it makes me glad that I have a small body. ........................ Shit! I just admitted I'm small!”
“Ice Cream, Ice Cream who likes ice cream?!?!”
“First, I whip it out, then I thrust it, with great force. Every angle - it penetrates. Until, with great strength, I ram it in. In the end, we're all satisfied.”
“Don't you think that's a little harsh? Killing me because of the way I t-t-t-talk?”
“A life without gambling is like sushi without wasabi!”
“Jealous? Really? Really?! Really Haruhi?!! *after that Haruhi shoots him down with a negative answer*”
“*points to Tamaki* Hey, look! A pervert!”
“Having no money is like having a sinus infection. You just ignore it and it goes away.”
