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“*staring at his hand in the toilet* Do you know why people have two hands? That's because...”
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The best anime quotes about sarcasm.
“*staring at his hand in the toilet* Do you know why people have two hands? That's because...”
“Should I not have come? It couldn't be that my presence is an inconvenience, right?”
“Did you really think that we hadn't realized yet? Scaring you silly...was quite lovely.”
“*points to Tamaki* Hey, look! A pervert!”
“Having no money is like having a sinus infection. You just ignore it and it goes away.”
“You don't have to bring up your seniority every time, you know.”
“Beautiful men can't be hurt by water.”
“The end of the world is here, huh?”
“You know, sempai, this could be considered sexual harrassment.”
“That's a good attitude. You should hate me more, curse me more, and detest me! Then you should take the power of that hatred and use it to survive in this rotten world. (parody of Naruto, Itachi)”
“Oi, oi. Why do you have red eyes? Have you been playing Tetris all night?”
