Axis Powers: Hetalia

“Check it out yo, how kick ass is my new fighter plane of doom!? Dude, it blowin your mind yet or what?”

“*To Russia* You were such a cute country when you were born and now your all grown up...”

“As long as I'm with you, I get fed and nobody picks on me! I like being here!”

“Look at my soldiers and their mean faces! I taught them that face!”

“No surprise...the meeting ended once again without any resolution. Blast all. I really do wish there was someone around here who I didn't always fight with. ... Flying Mint Bunny! Did you come to try to cheer me up, huh? ...This is great! All my magical friends at the same time! But let's have no murders go around, okay? I'm serious guys! Hey, no fair chewing on my sleeve, Uni! I'm too ticklish, so stop the snuggling! You're naughty, Captain Hook, Tinkerbell's not big enough. Take that big, goofy, kissy face back to your little leprechaun friends, since they're the only ones who care! Kidding! Seriously, you're all nutburgers! What am I to do with you?”

“I shall now express my utter disgust and anger with you through the piano.”

“Stop being such a bitch, Sweden!”

“Risking my life for European politics would make me grassy!”

“I'm the tomato box fairy!”

“I want to see confused and troubled Lithuania to come crying to me.”

“BLIMEY.”

“Listen to this! I woke up earlier than Germany for once!”

“Oh I hate terrorists, they're so ugly.”

“Dear diary. Today, Italy was attacked by England and France while I was out. *cut to England hitting Italy on the head*”

“The unicorn was real! Of course YOU couldn't see it, because you're not PURE. But I saw it and it was cute with a soft fluffy mane...”

“These are broken, so Korea didn't make them.”

“*drunk* Damnit! You sure talk big, when I'm the one who made you a man!”

“I could never think of this kind of (retarded) design. It really is (retardedly) you America.”