“Dear diary. Today, Italy was attacked by England and France while I was out. *cut to England hitting Italy on the head*”
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“Dear diary. Today, Italy was attacked by England and France while I was out. *cut to England hitting Italy on the head*”
“*Narrating* One night, I couldn't sleep well and opened my eyes...to find some strange guy staring at me.”
“Hey! Quit hitting Italy when I'm not around! *England runs away* Get back here! Hit him again, and I'll shape ya up like a heart! *Runs after him*”