“*Pets the cat he is holding* Gentle? Stroke, stroke.”
“The other day, I had an extremely disgusting pizza. England made it.”
“*Repeatedly squeezes the cat's paw* Squish, squish, squish, squish, squish, squish, squish, squish, squish, squish, squish, squish! *the cat licks Italy's face. He screams* Captain! What's happening? This is mutiny! It's mutiny!”