The best anime quotes about sarcasm.
“When a woman says something's cute, a man just can't trust it.”
“The unicorn was real! Of course YOU couldn't see it, because you're not PURE. But I saw it and it was cute with a soft fluffy mane...”
“In Hell, the Germans are policemen, the English are cooks, the French are engineers, the Italians are bankers, and the Swiss are lovers~”
“*Rukia talking to Renji* Hit a nerve, did I? Well, don't worry Mr. Officer. Now you have the rank, and the pompous attitude, and weird eyebrows to go with it!”
“*drunk* Damnit! You sure talk big, when I'm the one who made you a man!”
“*Ganju offers Yumichika to kiss his ass* An ugly thought... That's truly ugly.”
“I could never think of this kind of (retarded) design. It really is (retardedly) you America.”
“Oh, and just because I like humans, it doesn't mean that I like you personally.”
“*Kida asks Simon to give him a discount next time* If I did, I'd meet a watery grave on Russian land.”