Gintoki Sakata — memorable quote from Gintama

“For a pregnant woman to give birth, she's gotta feel the pain of pulling a watermelon out of her nostril. For an Artist to create a masterpiece, he's gotta feel the pain of pulling entire galaxies out of his ass.”

“[crashing through the gate on his motor scooter] Thanks for the support! Here come the real heros!”

“I've never seen a hero fall down stairs, cry, and get first aid from demons.”

“I'll give you some wise words, Shining Sleepless General. All heroes die of overwork.”

“I am literally hemorrhaging generosity.”