“You can't do anything about what doesn't exist. In the end, humans have to settle for what's in front of them.”Kyon—The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya000
“I mean, think about it. If someone pointed to a classmate of yours and asked you what they meant to you, how would you answer? What would you say?”Kyon—
“Each person has his or her own way of having fun.”Itsuki Koizumi—The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya000
“Brush my teeth and go to sleep at night. Wake up and eat breakfast in the morning. People do those everywhere. When I realized that everyone did all these things on a daily basis, everything started to feel so boring.”Haruhi Suzumiya—The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya000
“I thought that everyone in Japan had to be packed in there. So I turned to my dad and asked him,"Do you know how many people are here right now"? He said probably fifty thousand, since the stadium was full. I was only one little person in that big crowded stadium filled with people, and there were so many people there, but it was just a handful out of the entire population. Up till then, I always thought that I was, I don't know, kind of a special person. It was fun to be with my family. I had fun with my classmates. And the school that I was going to, it had just about the most interesting people anywhere. But that night, I realized it wasn't true. All the stuff we did during class that I thought was so fun and cool, was probably happening just like that in classes in other schools all over Japan. There was nothing special about my school at all.”Haruhi Suzumiya—The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya000
“Problems that cannot be solved do not exist in this world.”Yuki Nagato—The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya000
“There's something wrong with people who seek reality in fiction.”Kyon—The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya000
“Celebrating Mr. Jesus's birthday (Christmas) was fun, why don't we celebrate Buddha's and Muhammad's birthday next time?”Haruhi Suzumiya—The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya000
“The Santa that showed up at my Kindergarden Christmas festival? I knew he was fake. And I never saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus, either. But I have to say, even as a little kid I knew better to believe in some old man who worked only one day a year.”Kyon—The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya000
“We believe that God exists. And he exists because we exist.”Itsuki Koizumi—The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya000
“Actually... Ponytails turn me on... that ponytail you had back then, it looked so good it was criminal!”Kyon—The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya000
“What else would I be here for? To illegally enter the premises, of course.”Haruhi Suzumiya—The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya000
“However, as always, this girl was thinking up all sorts of nonsensical stuff. I can't help but wonder if there's a black hole inside her head, since her common sense seems to come from a different universe altogether.”Kyon—The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya000
“A localized, non-corrosive amalgamation of asynchronous space is independently occurring in restricted condition mode.”Yuki Nagato—The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya000
“Does it hurt? Relish the taste, because it is going to be the last sensation you feel in this life.”Asakura Ryouko—The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya000
