Kyon — memorable quote from The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

“You don't dress stylishly or put on makeup to impress guys. You do it to keep other girls in their place.”

“I realized once again that my life is stuck on hard mode.”

“There are two kinds of girls in this world. Lovely girls who can get along with me. And all the bitches who can't”

“You're fat, slow and sloppy. It's not the outside that counts, but there's a limit to that too.”

“If I can do it tomorrow, I won't do it today!”