“You can't do anything about what doesn't exist. In the end, humans have to settle for what's in front of them.”
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“You can't do anything about what doesn't exist. In the end, humans have to settle for what's in front of them.”
“I mean, think about it. If someone pointed to a classmate of yours and asked you what they meant to you, how would you answer? What would you say?”
“It's amazing how much you kiss your own ass.”
“There's something wrong with people who seek reality in fiction.”
“However, as always, this girl was thinking up all sorts of nonsensical stuff. I can't help but wonder if there's a black hole inside her head, since her common sense seems to come from a different universe altogether.”
“...but as they say, it ain't over till the fat lady sings. I don't know which fat lady is doing the singing or where she's planning on doing her singing. But if I find out where she is, I'd like to put her out of commission for a year!”
“I had a dream where I fell into a surreal world with a girl I knew, and then ended up kissing her! A dream so easy to understand that even Sigmund Freud would laugh out loud.”
“Afterall, the fate of the world rests on my pitching. The world sure isn't worth much these days.”
“*referring to Haruhi* It would appear that she views guys on the same level as potatoes.”
“*commenting on Haruhi's naming of the SOS brigade* Haruhi's incomprehensible words settled the matter. Oh, joy. Just do whatever you want.”
“*to Haruhi* Are you a moron?”
“Emblem? Looks like a grumbling, drunken tapeworm to me.”
“If your face gets any closer, someone who isn't supposed to be in this scene is going to come over there and kick your ass!”
“*referring to Haruhi* She must have been born dumb.”
“*thinking* Normally, one would call an ambulance or ask for help from one of the nearby residents, but this particular boy decided to carry the unconscious, innocent girl... and where the hell are you taking her, bastard?”
“Stop kidding around! You're gonna hurt someone with that! Even if that's a rubber knife, you're scaring the hell out of me!”
“Actually... Ponytails turn me on... that ponytail you had back then, it looked so good it was criminal!”
“The Santa that showed up at my Kindergarden Christmas festival? I knew he was fake. And I never saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus, either. But I have to say, even as a little kid I knew better to believe in some old man who worked only one day a year.”
“*to Haruhi* I'm begging you. Establish the context before you start talking.”
“*thinking* Every day, I hang out with an alien, a time traveler, and a Esper...and I'm still as sane and objective as ever. Hmm...I wonder if that makes me special or something.”
“And without any buildup or fanfare, we now see Nagato Yuki. Even if she were ordinary, she sure doesn't look like a normal person and naturally, she was actually an evil magician. And an alien on top of that.”