Kyon — memorable quote from The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

“Mistaking lust for love shows that you're caught in an inflationary spiral of sexual frustration.”

“People only find me interesting because they can't tell whether I'm serious or not.”

“There are two kinds of girls in this world. Lovely girls who can get along with me. And all the bitches who can't”

“I yearn for true gender equality. I have no patience for one who talks about female privilege when it suits them, and then complains about someone "not being a man" when it's convenient.”

“For a pregnant woman to give birth, she's gotta feel the pain of pulling a watermelon out of her nostril. For an Artist to create a masterpiece, he's gotta feel the pain of pulling entire galaxies out of his ass.”