“The heroes during times of war, are nothing but mass murderers during times of peace.”
“If the ways of this world are based on equivalent exchange, as alchemy says, then in order to allow for a new generation to enjoy good fortune, the price that we must pay, is to carry the bodies of the dead across a river of blood.”
“Master Sergeant Fuery, during your last physical it was discovered you have Athletes Foot, and we now believe it is affecting your brain.”
“A Gun is Good. Unlike A sword or a knife, it doesn't leave the feeling of a person dying in your hands.”
“Babies aren't born after just 5 months!”
“*referring to Armstrong taking off his shirt* Did he have to strip?..”
“If there is such a thing as the work of the devil, then there's no doubt it's what happened in this incident.”
“*on the phone* I'm sorry to interrupt you, Major, but let me offer a bit of feminine advice. BABIES AREN'T BORN AFTER JUST FIVE MONTHS!”