The best anime quotes about sarcasm.
“Listen midget! I'm going to curse you and make you shrink 1 cm everyday, and in only 156 days you'll vanish completely!!”
“Kuwabara, come back! You're like an ugly singer with a good voice, best for backup!”
“[Onizuka's p*nis is bit by a snake]Someone. Suck the poison out! ...Fuyutsuki-chan! I beg you! Suck it out quickly!”
“Listen up numbskull, if Kasumi isn't back by dinnertime, we're gonna have to eat Akane's cooking, and if we do that, man oh man we're gonna wish we were lost at sea!”
“You're a hero to other poor people, Fujioka. You've shown the world that even a poor person can excel at an elite private academy. It must be hard for you to constantly be looked down upon by others... Spurned, neglected, but that doesn't matter now. Long live the poor! We welcome you, poor man, to our world... of beauty!”
“Could you stop skipping the thinking process when you respond?”
“*To Haruhi Fujioka about him helping her search for her wallet in water* A little water never hurt anyone. Besides, people are always telling me that I'm dripping with good looks.”
“I put a propulsion engine under your seat just in case you messed up.”
“Well, I'd better get back to my seat. The unmarried woman with her unmarried face is about to come to start the unmarried homeroom.”
“I'm impressed. No one has ever gotten the better of me like that. It is almost a shame to take the bending of someone so talented. ALMOST.”
“Reality is just a crappy game!”
“I don't have have much time. It's not that I'm busy, but I'm only willing to give you about two and a half more minutes of my life!”
“And the TV show ended by saying how young people are becoming increasingly illiterate, but doesn't browsing the Internet and blogging actually improve your literacy?”
“I think running a restaurant would fit you better than being an assassin.”
“I am known as Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III. Don't hesitate to call.”
“They have no faces, no mouths... Their slimy bodies are completely hairless! They are... the skinned chickens!... Or you could just say they're chickens.”
“High school girls, high school girls, all for me, high school girls!”
