“We cannot go back to the past, no matter how hard we try. No matter how wonderful it was. The past is nothing but the past.”
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Twenty-two-year-old Eikichi Onizuka—ex-biker gang leader, conqueror of Shonan, and virgin—has a dream: to become the greatest high school teacher in all of Japan. This isn't because of a passion for teaching, but because he wants a loving teenage wife when he's old and gray. Still, for a perverted, greedy, and lazy delinquent, there is more to Onizuka than meets the eye. So when he lands a job as...
“We cannot go back to the past, no matter how hard we try. No matter how wonderful it was. The past is nothing but the past.”
Discover the most memorable and iconic quotes from Great Teacher Onizuka, a comedy anime by Studio Pierrot. Browse 8 curated quotes from 1 characters.
Great Teacher Onizuka follows Twenty-two-year-old Eikichi Onizuka—ex-biker gang leader, conqueror of Shonan, and virgin—has a dream: to become the greatest high school teacher in all of Japan. This isn't because of a passion for teaching, but because he wants a loving teenage wife when he's old and gray.
Whether you're looking for inspirational, emotional, or funny lines, our collection of Great Teacher Onizuka quotes captures the essence of the series through its most powerful dialogue.
“You know, when I was in high school, I was a troublemaker. I hardly went to school. Before I knew it, I was expelled. When I couldn't go anymore, was when I first realized, that school was a great thing. There's a lot of friends and lots of fun things. When I got this old, I wanted even more to go to school. That's why I became a teacher. Because, if I become a teacher, I could stay in school until I die, right? That's why I'm really happy now. I want you to be like that too. I want you to like school. Once it's over, it's too late.”
“Give a kid a smoke and he'll be happy for a day. Teach him how to smoke... he'll be happy for his whole shortened life.”
“A brat who is afraid to be hurt isn't qualified to love someone.”
“You think you can just escape? Walk out of this world like it's some bad movie? It's too easy to make like a bird. To flap your wings as you chicken out after causing all these problems. The tough part's walking. Taking what comes along and walking right through it. That's what real people do.”
“Sometimes violence is the only way to get the message across.”
“It's my job to make school fun.”
“[Onizuka's p*nis is bit by a snake]Someone. Suck the poison out! ...Fuyutsuki-chan! I beg you! Suck it out quickly!”