Humanity Has Declined

“Yes! One small candy for man, one giant candy for new mankind.”

“I woke up feeling refreshed, after dreaming about a long shower. But of course, it was an illusion.”

“I've never been so grateful to have walls to shut the world out.”

“Items to invent: Bed, massage chair, humidifier, rubber band, Rube Goldberg Machine, religion... Religions are invented? I've learned something new.”

“The toilet is a wonder of civilization. It is a grand invention. It preserves human dignity.”

“We must demonstrate that we took action, even if our action was meaningless.”

“Children aren't sweet or innocent. The weird ones are left unchecked. It's rare to find anyone you can trust!”

“I found a job after graduation, but it was at the school. So much for sentimental farewells.”

“I always thought of humans as intelligent dominoes, since they tend to follow each other.”

“I should use a cheerful joke to lighten the mood. Would you like a snack? Or, maybe I should snack on you instead?”

“It's simply fun to be part of a group sharing the same interests, regardless of what those interests are.”

“Well, nothing in life is ever certain.”

“So, who should we hold responsible? Compensation. Punishment. If you didn't want any problems you shouldn't have taken risks.”

“The chickens have earned their right to live, while the humans will go hungry.”

“I bet that when they run out of delicacy points, girls turn into old ladies.”

“It's quite educational, seeing the thought process of someone in charge.”

“They have no faces, no mouths... Their slimy bodies are completely hairless! They are... the skinned chickens!... Or you could just say they're chickens.”

“I've done it! After years of climbing the ladder, I've finally made it! Now that I have control of all good, no one can stop me! I now rule the human race! First, I will restore all the long-abandoned customs! Control the people! Control the goods! Control the economy! Once that's done, I can easily take over the nation! I'm in position to wield all of the power! Time to implement a dictatorial democracy! I can be a tyrant!”