“This is how culture spreads. When someone has a new idea, it is immediately copied.”
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“This is how culture spreads. When someone has a new idea, it is immediately copied.”
“The devil made me do it. It was all his fault. Yup, all him. Look at them shake. I don't blame them. The second I spotted them, I put a lid on the tin and ran away. In other words, I kidnapped them. Is there any way to spin this? I mean, any way to solve the problem?”
“Yes! One small candy for man, one giant candy for new mankind.”
“I woke up feeling refreshed, after dreaming about a long shower. But of course, it was an illusion.”
“I've never been so grateful to have walls to shut the world out.”
“Items to invent: Bed, massage chair, humidifier, rubber band, Rube Goldberg Machine, religion... Religions are invented? I've learned something new.”
“The toilet is a wonder of civilization. It is a grand invention. It preserves human dignity.”
“We must demonstrate that we took action, even if our action was meaningless.”
“I always thought of humans as intelligent dominoes, since they tend to follow each other.”
“I should use a cheerful joke to lighten the mood. Would you like a snack? Or, maybe I should snack on you instead?”
“It's simply fun to be part of a group sharing the same interests, regardless of what those interests are.”
“Well, nothing in life is ever certain.”
“So, who should we hold responsible? Compensation. Punishment. If you didn't want any problems you shouldn't have taken risks.”
“The chickens have earned their right to live, while the humans will go hungry.”
“I bet that when they run out of delicacy points, girls turn into old ladies.”
“It's quite educational, seeing the thought process of someone in charge.”
“They have no faces, no mouths... Their slimy bodies are completely hairless! They are... the skinned chickens!... Or you could just say they're chickens.”
“Hide the truth. Manipulate information. Use intimidation.”
“And so... I have written down the lesson I've learned from this vital experience in form of a title suitable for a business reference book: "Never hold meetings. The outcome is determined before the meeting begins."”
“Necessary murder. Man must kill to live. That hasn't changed, even with humanity's decline. The situation has reached the point in which escape and refusal are no longer options, so I must act.”