“Kuwabara, come back! You're like an ugly singer with a good voice, best for backup!”
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“Kuwabara, come back! You're like an ugly singer with a good voice, best for backup!”
“I don't know what you're trying to pull, but I'm not into this kinky stuff, and you're WAY too old!”
“I don't care if it's a girl, a baby or someone's grandma. I'm gonna fight her anyway.”
“You can't end a good party without someone on the floor.”
“First you say I'm faster then you get the heads up on me like I'm an old lady crossing the freeway! Just once I'd like some honesty from the bad guys!”
“Alright already, you had me at shut up.”
“So maybe I can't defend against attacks from multiple angles, but sometimes a good defense is just kicking ass!”
“What the hell was that? All my punches were solid, but he brushed them aside like broccoli he didn't order! Didn't even give me a chance to kick his ass!”
“What are you waiting for, your balls to drop?”
“You know, it'd really be embarrassing to get eaten by something that came out of an egg this tiny.”
“So sorry you caught me on such a bad day, it makes me a real jerk!”
“You shouldn't talk. It makes you sound stupid.”
“You took my teacher, and now I let you take my friend. What the hell do you want from me?”
“Damn, at least one of us should've died!”
“Ugly people shouldn't be allowed to smile that much!”
“Yusuke Urameshi, age 14. Survived by his mom and everybody. After going through a big ordeal to get his life back, Yusuke had a brief second chance until he was eaten by a fish! That's right! No heroic death! No fighting evil villans! Fish food!”
“Fine! You heard fox boy, there's nothing we can do for the old hag if she's already limp. Just gotta keep on truckin, yes sir! I'm gonna go outside and make myself a nice, big, shiny first-place medal, sit in the sun, and have a stupendous friggin day, dammit!”
“Maybe there've been times when I've been pissed and hated things, but it wasn't from this work. My dad's a no-show, my mom's lush and school sucks, but this job is the one damn thing I'm good at. If all the crap in my life hasn't screwed up yet, then neither will this and neither will you.”