The best anime quotes about sarcasm.
“Ah, you're awake. I was hoping you'd cry out in your sleep, then I would have bitten your head off to silence you.”
“It's not that I'm on the side of humans. I just really don't like you guys.”
“I'll never forget that you wasted three minutes of my life.”
“So, are you stupid enough to fall for such a stupid trap that such stupid people set up?”
“Let's just say... what's mine is mine, and what's yours... is also mine.”
“There are three things I hate the most: Kids, pets, and women with attitude. So tell me, why do we have all of them packed into our ship!?”
“*points to Jet*Don't give me that art of war crap! And you!*points to the other man*You take too long to take a sh*t!”
“Oh great, it's a kid! I thought I was rescuing a babe, a luscious damsel in distress, not some flat chested little girl.”
“And while you're waiting for us to kill you, we highly recommend p!$$!ng yourself, Followed by a course of praying to your impudent god. And cowarding in the corner and begging, always good. But if you act now, there's still time for an old-fashioned suicide!! Thank you London! We love you! Goodnight!”
“What else would I be here for? To illegally enter the premises, of course.”
“However, as always, this girl was thinking up all sorts of nonsensical stuff. I can't help but wonder if there's a black hole inside her head, since her common sense seems to come from a different universe altogether.”
“Huh?!? Aliens!? What kind of a person believes in aliens anyway?! I know. A STUPID ONE.”
“C'mon, there is no such thing as gross stuff in this world... Except for GROSSLY CUTE things.”
“Give a kid a smoke and he'll be happy for a day. Teach him how to smoke... he'll be happy for his whole shortened life.”
“You're useless, Lucy. You can't understand a woman's heart.”
“The Santa that showed up at my Kindergarden Christmas festival? I knew he was fake. And I never saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus, either. But I have to say, even as a little kid I knew better to believe in some old man who worked only one day a year.”
