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“You're horrible! Commenting on my appearance like that! I don't have to listen to this from you! It's sexual harassment!”
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The best anime quotes about sarcasm.
“You're horrible! Commenting on my appearance like that! I don't have to listen to this from you! It's sexual harassment!”
“FOOL! As someone who is unaware of the vital role that singing has played in the cultural history of mankind you are in no position to question me. Remember that the next time you stop to consider your place in this world. You do not possess the power to deny a singer his song. Do you understand what I'm telling you?”
“About the 1,000 provisions that you are required to observe. Now I would like for you to participate in the most important provision. Number 452 the 5 hour story telling party.”
“Excalibur! Excalibur! From the United K! I'm looking for heaven! I'm going to California!”
“Ha ha ha ha! Promise me something, if you're gonna sue, go after the spirit first, okay?”
“I can see through you, you're lying, you want to gobble up my hot body!”
“Number 58 of the 1,000 provisions I would like you to observe, never talk to me while I'm humming to myself. This is an important provision do you understand?”
“Now you're suddenly in a big rush to go? What's the point in hurrying, we're already three hours late.”
“The last time I let you do my eyebrows it took you a month.”
“Usui, you perverted, outer spaceman human being!”
“I highly recommend pissing yourself followed by a course of praying to your impotent god.”
“That is why I prefer using you two pistols. There is symmetry to wielding you two, right? (Getting aggravated) But when you two are in human form, your hairstyles and your heights are completely different... (Grabs their breasts) Even your cup sizes are completely different!”
