Vash the Stampede — memorable quote from Trigun

“I yearn for true gender equality. I have no patience for one who talks about female privilege when it suits them, and then complains about someone "not being a man" when it's convenient.”

“Schools are facilities where human society secludes the troublesome children by age criteria.”

“No, you’re the maggot underneath the garbage! Look at you! That cheap outfit isn’t even fit for a carnival. What do you think you’re doing? Wearing a priest outfit, you don’t even know the meaning of shame. That’s what makes you trash! You’re a narrow-minded king… who creates a host of ghouls to keep as slaves. You’re a coward incapable of acting on your own. Even Hell wouldn’t accept you! Your instant vampires are cockroaches! Multiplying everywhere before you know it. I can’t stand your kind… half-ass vampire without the slightest bit of self-respect! You don’t even know what you are! By the way… I have my reasons for serving humans. But of course, it’s not a story for trash like you.”

“It's not a crime if no one knows about it.”

“Marriage, the institution where one's existence goes to die. All married people prattle on about their so-called marital bliss about how they love saying "I'm home!" to their spouses, or how seeing their sleeping kids motivates them for tomorrow. But think about it: you can say "I'm home!" if you live your parents, you can even buy some mouthwash and say "I'm home!" to the hippos on the label. And if they're talking about seeing their sleeping kids, that just means they're working hellish overtime hours. How is that in any way blissful?”