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“(to Kagura) Sorry that's your cue to say "Shigure you perv" and roll your eyes, slap me, whatever.”
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The best anime quotes about sarcasm.
“(to Kagura) Sorry that's your cue to say "Shigure you perv" and roll your eyes, slap me, whatever.”
“You don't look like you'd be endowned with something so great (To Tohru, referring to "womans intuition")”
“We've just witnessed a classic example of what I like to call "misdirected rage". Though I believe the technical term is being an ass.”
“The biggest idiot is you! So why don't you go back to school or whatever it is that idiots like you do and don't ever bother me again! You piece of shit! (To Yuki)”
“Mu, I'd actually be pleased if you'd vanish right about now!”
“What a lovely voice! But I have to wonder though... is that voice a result of fiddling around with her genes?”
“Let me get this straight. You're going to defeat me with a creampuff and an elf?”
“It seems we have an unforseen problem. A rather annoying fly buzzing around.”
“[as he prepares to fire on the Eternal with Lacus Clyne on board] It's a shame really, I did enjoy your songs. But the real world isn't as kind as the one in pop songs!”
“What's so fun about firing at targets that aren't moving?”
“You always seem to get in my way, Mu La Flaga! Though I imagine you would probably say the same about me!”
“Thus at long last the fighting between the rival gangs had ended! To sum up, this leads us to number 778 of the 1,000 provisions you must observe. Never mail a letter without the return address or the proper postage. And don't call collect.”
“This brings us to number 278 of the 1,000 provisions you must observe. I hate carrots. Never even think about putting them in my food, you get it?”
“To sum up, that is what led to number 679 of the 1,000 provisions you must observe. Always place a dehumidifier in your room.”
“SILENCE! This is number 349 of the 1,000 provisions you must observe. Meisters should eat everything regardless of personal likes and dislikes. Never say anything as selfish as "I don't like carrots." again.”
“It's quite basic actually, perhaps the simplest of tricks there is. True it may not seem so simple from an ordinary persons point of view, some people may even consider it a baffling, utterly perplexing problem. Things will often appear complicated on the outside while in truth they are simplicity itself. Of course how one sees these things depends on the person, many people find there is a fine line separating the complex to the very simple.”
