The best anime quotes about sarcasm.
“Thanks for the real vote of confidence. You two should be cheerleaders, you'd look cute in skirts!”
“Being lucky seems to be your greatest tactic.”
“I know you play by higher standards, but at least give me credit for the nose.”
“[To Kyo] Perhaps if you'd just die you'd be reincarnated as something more pleasant.”
“Something this, something that--jeez you're annoying. (to Yuki)”
“*after Joey offers him to duel* No thanks, I think I'll have much more of a challenge playing solitaire.”
“One more word Shigure and the entire publishing industry will know every embarrassing thing you've done since you were four.”
“A sixth sense cannot make up for a total lack of common sense.”
“So, what are you saying? You mean if your wife wasn't controlling you, you wouldn't be a villain? You mean you've never thought it's just because you're incompetent? And what's that supposed to mean anyway? (To the story, "Mogeta")”
“Go ahead! I'll just turn you into the police for assaulting a minor! (To Kyo)”
“[thinking] I only take family as patients and I still get worked to death.”
“Another story of Fruits Basket manga has begun. I have something very important to tell everyone. Yuki is actually...A GIRL!”
