The best anime quotes about sarcasm.
“(using a rental Pikachu doll) Thundershock, Thunderbolt, Thunder. I've been defeated so many times by Pikachu's attacks, I know them all by heart! Ahahahahahaha!”
“Fine! You heard fox boy, there's nothing we can do for the old hag if she's already limp. Just gotta keep on truckin, yes sir! I'm gonna go outside and make myself a nice, big, shiny first-place medal, sit in the sun, and have a stupendous friggin day, dammit!”
“I know as much of games as I do of hugs and puppies, and care for them even less. Wake me for the end of the world.”
“How about I gently shove my foot down your throat?”
“This steak is too well done. Take it back and make it rare.”
“First you say I'm faster then you get the heads up on me like I'm an old lady crossing the freeway! Just once I'd like some honesty from the bad guys!”
“So sorry you caught me on such a bad day, it makes me a real jerk!”
“Huh? What are you doing falling into a hole? Some genius you are. Serves you right!”
“Tell me, how does it feel to live in a constant haze of stupidity?”
“Don't worry fool, we've entered into an alliance and I'm not the type to break it. Of course, after we win the tournament I can't guarantee anything.”
