#Sarcasm

“Say please, before asking for favor.”

“The little man is having trouble holding his sword. *to Inuyasha*”

“*to Araragi* A creature like you having a brain residing in his skull...is already a miracle in and of itself.”

“But is it necessary to keep stroking my leg while you talk. *to Miroku*”

“*to Inuyasha* You fight as though you're still a child.”

“I must find a place to pawn this off.”

“*to Inuyasha* Your stupidity knows no boundaries. Run and hide while you can.”

“I'm as normal as they come and this is a contest of freaks! What do you want me to do, shoot my slingshot at him?”

“A bratty little midget.”

“I would come up there and finish you off. If you didn't look half dead already.”

“Think you're pretty smart, you old hag. (to Kaede)”

“This may come as something of a surprise, but I'm a sore loser.”

“Six innocent peasants down, hundreds of thousand more to go.”

“He's thanking me? That can't be good. *about Inuyasha*”

“Does this man look like the legendary gunman Vash the Stampede? That droopy-eyed, weak-looking, bristle-headed, promiscuous-looking donut freak of a man?”

“Idiot! Don't spit while you talk! Your virginity might be contagious!”