Maes Hughes — memorable quote from Fullmetal Alchemist

“*after Shinpachi caught up to him, while running from the police* What a nice boy you are. Have you come to return my wooden sword? That's all right. It was just a souvenir I bought on a school trip.”

“When someone does something nice for you… shut up and accept it!”

“I went with raven for a long bathroom break.”

“Don't tell me what to do, you seaweed head.”

“Hey, Oz. what are you lazing around for?”