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“*referring to Azula* She can shoot all the lightning she wants at me, I'm not going into that wall sludge juice. [shudders]”
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The best anime quotes about sarcasm.
“*referring to Azula* She can shoot all the lightning she wants at me, I'm not going into that wall sludge juice. [shudders]”
“Somebody's a little light on his feet. What's your fighting name, the Fancy Dancer?”
“*referring to Jun* Look at her! Because she hasn't got any boyfriends around she fawns all over her guardian ghost.”
“How rude! You knocked his block off, and you didn't even have the courtesy to yell 'Heads up'!”
“Nice speech, Azula! It was pretty and poetic, but also scary in a good way!”
“(Zuko is standing before a huge portrait of Fire Lord Sozin)It's never too early for a sitting with the court painter, Zuko. (Sarcastically) Make sure he gets your good side.”
“[Ty Lee unleashes a furry of jabs into the back of a Kyoshi warrior, dropping her, and unleashes a final taunt] You are not prettier than we are.”
“I've seen enough of Ba Sing Sei. And I can't even see!”
“First it was that sewer-face and now I'm up against a superhero.”
“(after Master Roshi tells him they have to dig in a farm) First we're the milkmen, and now we're stinkin' farmers. We never did this in Orin Temple.”
“Yamcha, I was worried about you. For all I knew, you were dead in a ditch in a country you can't pronounce. You'll have to make this up to me. And you're going to enjoy it.”
“(Master Roshi is reaching for Launch's buttocks as Krillin barges in and makes him angry) Do you time this?”
“Copper, 40g; Zinc, 25g; Nickel, 15g; Hiding Embarrassment, 5g and Spite, 97kg.”
“If I kill you, that means I'll be the one closest to you when you're on your deathbed. Isn't it romantic?”
“Boys, am I not always telling you to get in touch with your feelings, your inner gangster? Okay, actually I don't care about your feelings, never did, never will.”
“What's wrong Frieza? Is your brain another one of your weak and under used muscles?”
“The word "ignorant" has a nice ring to it, so I don't mind being called that, but "incompetent" is going just a bit too far...”
“[clapping] A beautiful speech, I can see it now, you truly are a prince with the royal blood of a Saiyan.”
“Is that so? Then I'll just use "pathetic" next time.”
