The best anime quotes about sarcasm.
“[to Nemu about Uryuu. Nemu is currently attempting to restrain Uryuu so Mayruri can heal him, but she is unknowingly smothering him with her breasts] Yes, Nemu. Just smother him with those things. Worst case, he dies happy.”
“Noooo, there's no way I, a mere handsome and sexy shopkeeper, could possibly have bankai!”
“Have you been out on the window ledge all this time, in plain sight? What if the neighbors report a silver haired elementary student burglar?”
“[after Hisagi thanks him] Aren't you clever? Is that supposed to be sarcastic?”
“I was trying to chop off your head from the eye up. A little scratch counts as a miss.”
“[to an arrogant projectile-specialist Shinigami] Apparently, on this side, "ultimate master" means a windbag with diarrhea of the mouth.”
“Ah, Kurosaki. I'm glad to see you've finally realized the importance of a cape.”
“That's right...If I'm the first one here, I can save Kuchiki-san. Kurosaki must've wanted to rescue her himself...If I did it, he'd get really pissed...Heheheh...”
“I was not capable of stopping it even while using both hands. That surprised me a little. Was that your full power? Well, it seems to be... disappointing.”
“[to Yammy Rialgo, as the Espada grips the edge of a hole in the floor] Mala Suerte. I pity you. [shoots the floor just before Yammy's hand, causing him to fall] Oh, and I broke the pillars on every floor on the way up. So, you'll probably fall all the way to the bottom.”
“[lying about coming to save Rukia] Just passing by. No big deal.... Well, if you must know, I felt a sudden urge to go to Sunflower Seams, that 24-hour dressmaking shop. There's a branch near here. That's where I was headed at this late hour. I certainly didn't bring this bag with me just so I would have an excuse for suddenly leaving the house because I sensed the spirit energy of a shinigami, all right?”
“You said she's smart, but it only means she got high marks, and she's actually a stupid woman.”
