Ryuk

“I didn’t choose you. Don’t you see this is all just an accident. You actually thought you were chosen because you’re so smart or something? Don’t be so vain. It just happened to fall around here and you just happen to pick it up, and that’s all there is to it.”

“I stole a death note.”

“Sorry, but...believe it or not, I'm a male too.”

“Hey, all it did was go around in a full circle.”

“I don't care if it is fortunate or unfortunate that Light picked up the Death Note. However... It is generally bad luck for a person to be followed by a God of Death.”

“The human world is a boring place with boring people doing boring things.”

“All humans die the same, the place they go after death isn't decided upon by a god it is Mu (nothingness).”

“As a rule, they say humans haunted by a shinigami have nothing but misfortune.”

“Apples taste so much better indoors.”

“For me, apples are like cigarettes and liquor for humans. If I'm deprived, I go into withdrawals.”

“That was worth an academy award, Light.”

“I feel like I'm watching a sitcom.”

“Humans are so... interesting.”

“Well, it was good while it lasted. We killed some boredom, didn't we? We did some various and interesting things.”

“You have lost, Light. Didn't I say in the beginning, when you die, the one who'll write your name down in a notebook will be me? That is the deal between the Shinigami and the first human to get their hands on the note in the human world. Once you enter prison, I don't know when you'll die. It's annoying to wait. Your life is already over. You'll die here.”