Ryuk — memorable quote from Death Note

“Sometimes I think the whole world is conspiring to destroy my house.”

“Look what happens when you're not fast enough! You get CUT! It's more fun when it hurts a little bit though, isn't it?”

“It's not a crime if no one knows about it.”

“Marriage, the institution where one's existence goes to die. All married people prattle on about their so-called marital bliss about how they love saying "I'm home!" to their spouses, or how seeing their sleeping kids motivates them for tomorrow. But think about it: you can say "I'm home!" if you live your parents, you can even buy some mouthwash and say "I'm home!" to the hippos on the label. And if they're talking about seeing their sleeping kids, that just means they're working hellish overtime hours. How is that in any way blissful?”

“Then I'll tell everyone at school that all you geeks ganged up on her and ed her.”