Haruhi Suzumiya — memorable quote from The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

“Sometimes I think the whole world is conspiring to destroy my house.”

“Look what happens when you're not fast enough! You get CUT! It's more fun when it hurts a little bit though, isn't it?”

“It's not a crime if no one knows about it.”

“Marriage, the institution where one's existence goes to die. All married people prattle on about their so-called marital bliss about how they love saying "I'm home!" to their spouses, or how seeing their sleeping kids motivates them for tomorrow. But think about it: you can say "I'm home!" if you live your parents, you can even buy some mouthwash and say "I'm home!" to the hippos on the label. And if they're talking about seeing their sleeping kids, that just means they're working hellish overtime hours. How is that in any way blissful?”

“I yearn for true gender equality. I have no patience for one who talks about female privilege when it suits them, and then complains about someone "not being a man" when it's convenient.”