The best anime quotes about sarcasm.
“You mean that we failed again to prevent a bombing? What are you doing, Hijikata-san? You should take this job more seriously.”
“Damn that sister of mine! She's always talking about our father, but what did that baldy ever do for us?! He just played Othello with us from time to time!”
“[To Rukia as she is taken to Sokyoku Hill] Bye Bye, Rukia chan! See 'ya at the execution grounds.”
“*talking about a nosebleed* And why would a girl your age pick hard enough to get a nosebleed?!”
“[Talking about Hueco Mundo] There isn't even water! Huh? Then how'd we have tea earlier?”
“[Referring to Tosen] He's such a boy scout, wouldn't you agree?”
“In this country, we don't call someone who can stop a scooter with her bare hands a girl. We call her a mountain gorilla.”
“Can you stop guessing if they got the question right based on the amount of time left when they cut to commercial!?”
“I don't like lectures from someone who plays fixed matches.”
“*to Okita, who tells him that he should take his job more seriously* Shall I put you to sleep, ingrate?”
“Leave it at that. Even though she was raised by gorillas, she's still a woman.”
“[to Nemu about Uryuu. Nemu is currently attempting to restrain Uryuu so Mayruri can heal him, but she is unknowingly smothering him with her breasts] Yes, Nemu. Just smother him with those things. Worst case, he dies happy.”
