The best anime quotes about sarcasm.
“Compared to a man as big as me you realize how small you are, don't you? I understand how you feel. Even I can be frightened by my own greatness. So I find it difficult to stand in front of mirrors.”
“What are you smoking? Don't you see how cool I am? You think I'm going to settle for a flat chested girl like her?”
“[crashing through the gate on his motor scooter] Thanks for the support! Here come the real heros!”
“*after Shinpachi caught up to him, while running from the police* What a nice boy you are. Have you come to return my wooden sword? That's all right. It was just a souvenir I bought on a school trip.”
“I've told you before, he's not one to trust, Otae-san. No trustworthy man has eyes that look like a dead fish's eyes.”
“What could that creep possibly be thinking sending sexy underwear to his own daughter.”
“I was wondering. Do souls taste good? You seem to like 'em.”
“Wrong, holy man. All we want is to get our bodies normal again. See, we don't lie about what's possible. We didn't start a cult.”
“You're stubborn and reckless, all you like to do for fun is read, so you're boring, and you have fat ankles.”
“*referring to Armstrong taking off his shirt* Did he have to strip?..”
