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“Kanda, isn't your long hair in the way? You should cut it. *after that Kanda tells him to GO DIE*”
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The best anime quotes about sarcasm.
“Kanda, isn't your long hair in the way? You should cut it. *after that Kanda tells him to GO DIE*”
“Hate the game, not the player. Hate the coffee, not komurin II.”
“If you're scared, you might as well just cling to my arm. Creates more of an atmosphere.”
“*mockingly* That's amazing, Mikuru! We're counting on you! The Earth is in your-- *breaks into uncontrollable and hysterical laughter*”
“I can't take you seriously when you're dressed like that! I'm sorry, Mikuru, but I'm being controlled by the alien right now. Here goes nothing!”
“*thinking* Normally, one would call an ambulance or ask for help from one of the nearby residents, but this particular boy decided to carry the unconscious, innocent girl... and where the hell are you taking her, bastard?”
“Then I'll tell everyone at school that all you geeks ganged up on her and ed her.”
“Emblem? Looks like a grumbling, drunken tapeworm to me.”
“The person that needs to be as far away from the H-bomb switch as possible in all of Japan, is right here.”
“*to Haruhi* I'm begging you. Establish the context before you start talking.”
“*referring to Haruhi* It would appear that she views guys on the same level as potatoes.”
“*to Yammy after recieving his punch* I barely feel a thing. Now I'm sure you think I'm a big fly or something. But if you are going to punch, you better put in some effort you great big worm.”
“Feelings of love are just a temporary lapse in judgment. Like a mental illness.”
“Wait Lenalee! Komurin is not evil! The coffee is evil!! Hate the crime, not the person. Hate the coffee, not Komurin, Lenalee.”
“*commenting on Haruhi's naming of the SOS brigade* Haruhi's incomprehensible words settled the matter. Oh, joy. Just do whatever you want.”
“...but as they say, it ain't over till the fat lady sings. I don't know which fat lady is doing the singing or where she's planning on doing her singing. But if I find out where she is, I'd like to put her out of commission for a year!”
