The best anime quotes about sarcasm.
“*commenting on Haruhi's naming of the SOS brigade* Haruhi's incomprehensible words settled the matter. Oh, joy. Just do whatever you want.”
“If your face gets any closer, someone who isn't supposed to be in this scene is going to come over there and kick your ass!”
“A picture of you sleeping with a stupid look on your face totally oblivious to the dangers of this trip serves as a warning to future generations!”
“*referring to Haruhi* It would appear that she views guys on the same level as potatoes.”
“*grabs two citizens and swings them around in a circle* Shorty?! Could a shorty do this?! What else you want to call me: a half-pint bean-sprout midget?! I'm still growing you backwater desert idiots!”
“Come on now. Is that anyway to talk to your new boss, landlord, and all-around overseer?”
“*punches Kurogane* That was payback, Kuro-sama!”
“Attention, gun-toting extremists! Can you hear me all right, or did you blow your ears out playing target practice?”
“*to Edward* There's something disturbing about having to be in your debt...”
“I didn't abduct her. It was voluntary arrest.”
“Can't whistle, so I just say the words wheet-whoo.”
“Fine then, in exchange, you can roam around looking like a cosplayer, violate weapon laws, get arrested by the police, and get interviewed on television.”
“Don't use a serious tone. Don't breathe on me. Your face is too close. Freaking me out.”
“I don't wanna see your face ever again. Keep that helmet on until you die.”
“Real GAY will not be swayed no matter how cute a girl is. Please remember this: out of a hundred men... five are GAY.”
