Gintoki Sakata — memorable quote from Gintama

“Oh crap! Today is Jump release day! I forgot it comes out on Saturday this week! We have to go back!”

“I don't think I'm cut out for manual labor. I need to get a more creative job, like saving the whales.”

“For a pregnant woman to give birth, she's gotta feel the pain of pulling a watermelon out of her nostril. For an Artist to create a masterpiece, he's gotta feel the pain of pulling entire galaxies out of his ass.”

“Haven't you ever thought that life would be better if it was a game?”

“Making his presence felt on his favorite piece of work - this is an oppurtunity no otaku would miss.”