“For a pregnant woman to give birth, she's gotta feel the pain of pulling a watermelon out of her nostril. For an Artist to create a masterpiece, he's gotta feel the pain of pulling entire galaxies out of his ass.”
“Sometimes you have days like this. Days where the most trivial little thing... Ends up getting you wrapped up in some big, annoying trouble.”
“I yearn for true gender equality. I have no patience for one who talks about female privilege when it suits them, and then complains about someone "not being a man" when it's convenient.”
“There are two kinds of girls in this world. Lovely girls who can get along with me. And all the bitches who can't”
“You're fat, slow and sloppy. It's not the outside that counts, but there's a limit to that too.”
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