“Unfortunately, a psychotic virgin, starved for love and likely to fall for anyone who would be a little nice to her, has set eyes on you.”
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“Unfortunately, a psychotic virgin, starved for love and likely to fall for anyone who would be a little nice to her, has set eyes on you.”
“Curiosity is like a cockroach. It likes to stumble upon secrets that are supposed to stay hidden.”
“Although my life hasn't been very fortunate until now, I'm glad if I caught your eye because of that misfortune...”
“Did you know every time you sigh, a little bit of happiness escapes?”
“In our society, letting others find out that you're a nice person is a very risky move. It's extremely likely that someone would take advantage of that.”
“I am not a friend of justice. I am an enemy of evil.”
“A fake with more power than the real thing is more dangerous than the real thing.”
“Those who get fooled are partially at fault.”
“*guilty voice* Because of my carelessness Araragi-kun realized that his brain is slower than others.”
“Anything at all. Just this once I'll fulfil whatever your wish is. Whether is world conquest, or eternal life, or to defeat the saiyans that are coming to earth.”
“Copper, 40g; Zinc, 25g; Nickel, 15g; Hiding Embarrassment, 5g and Spite, 97kg.”
“My abusive language is alchemized through 40 kg copper, 25 kg of zinc, 15 kg of nickel, 5 kg of ice that keeps my cool, and 97 kg of spite.”
“If I fail to make my every-minute reports, a gang of 5,000 brutes will attack your whole family.”
“By the way, Araragi-kun... I've never broken up with a man before. Hence, I won't be breaking up with you either.”
“Idiot! Don't spit while you talk! Your virginity might be contagious!”
“Don't move. Oh, my bad. I mean, you can move if you want, but it'd be very dangerous.”
“I told you, anything is OK, like saying you want me to end all my sentences with "nyu" for a week. Or that you want me to not wear underwear to school for a week. Or that you want me to wake you up every morning for a week, wearing nothing but an apron.”
“You've got nice solid childbearing hips, so I think you're sure to have healthy babies. Uwehehehe”
“If I kill you, that means I'll be the one closest to you when you're on your deathbed. Isn't it romantic?”
“If I may suggest, I recommend my waking you up every morning wearing nothing but an apron. Then I can cook you breakfast. Isn't it a man's fantasy to watch that from behind?”
“Don't get me wrong. It's not like I'm worried about you. But if you don't come back I'll never forgive you.”
“Is that so? Then I'll just use "pathetic" next time.”
“If anyone else kills you, I'll kill that person.”
“*to Araragi* I'm suprised you know such useless things. This is the first time since birth that I've admired you.”
“*to Araragi* A creature like you having a brain residing in his skull...is already a miracle in and of itself.”
“Right now, I'm afraid of losing you. Although my life hasn't been very fortunate until now, I'm glad if I caught your eye because of that misfortune. Because of that, I was able to fall for you. So we'll definitely do something, but I want to wait just a bit. So, right now, the last thing I can offer you... Is this starry sky.”
“Different conclusions are reached when one fact is viewed from two separate points of view. When that happens, there is no immediate way to judge which point of view is the correct one. There is no way to conclude one's own conclusion is the correct one. But for that exact reason, it is also premature to decide one's own conclusion is wrong.”
“Fine. I'll correct myself. I have no experience. I'm a virgin. More to the point, the only kind of girl who'd talk to an unappealing virgin like you are late-bloomer virgins like me!”