The best anime quotes about sarcasm.
“The word "ignorant" has a nice ring to it, so I don't mind being called that, but "incompetent" is going just a bit too far...”
“Is that so? Then I'll just use "pathetic" next time.”
“(after Master Roshi tells him they have to dig in a farm) First we're the milkmen, and now we're stinkin' farmers. We never did this in Orin Temple.”
“I told you, anything is OK, like saying you want me to end all my sentences with "nyu" for a week. Or that you want me to not wear underwear to school for a week. Or that you want me to wake you up every morning for a week, wearing nothing but an apron.”
“I don't think much of you for sending a girl your age to the place where a wierd man lives.”
“Come on. I don't like this trend of explaining anything and everything about my love life. It's impossible.”
“Don't move. Oh, my bad. I mean, you can move if you want, but it'd be very dangerous.”
“She's been like that ever since I bought a box of donuts and had one more than her.”
“Well excuse me for making you sleep in the wild all the time.”
“Don't get me wrong. It's not like I'm worried about you. But if you don't come back I'll never forgive you.”
“Anything at all. Just this once I'll fulfil whatever your wish is. Whether is world conquest, or eternal life, or to defeat the saiyans that are coming to earth.”
“You.... Could it be that you're just an idiot? *to Senjougahara*”
“*to Araragi* I'm suprised you know such useless things. This is the first time since birth that I've admired you.”
