The best anime quotes about sarcasm.
“Hey, "Thou Shalt Not Kill", remember? What kind of church man are you?”
“You've got nice solid childbearing hips, so I think you're sure to have healthy babies. Uwehehehe”
“Well excuse me for making you sleep in the wild all the time.”
“My abusive language is alchemized through 40 kg copper, 25 kg of zinc, 15 kg of nickel, 5 kg of ice that keeps my cool, and 97 kg of spite.”
“If I fail to make my every-minute reports, a gang of 5,000 brutes will attack your whole family.”
“Does this man look like the legendary gunman Vash the Stampede? That droopy-eyed, weak-looking, bristle-headed, promiscuous-looking donut freak of a man?”
“We'd love to get up, Ash...unfortunately, you're STANDING on us.”
“This has got to be a joke! I'm being sucked into a black hole inside a toilet! Either that or there's one gigantic vacuum cleaner down here.”
“I'm having a major hat crisis. Could you try to steal Pikachu some other time?”
“Fortunately, I do not have any pride. But what about it? Will the name of the hero be disgraced? Hah, don't make me laugh, Lancer. You can wash away disgrace with results. You can feed your meaningless pride to the dogs.”
“*to Mugen* Do you want to go through all the trouble of causing an uproar to expose the level of your idiocy? Try to moderate your self-importance.”
“This steak is too well done. Take it back and make it rare.”
“Bite my ankles shorty, I swear I'll make you cry to your mom! If you have a mom, that is!”
