Kojirou

“(using a rental Pikachu doll) Thundershock, Thunderbolt, Thunder. I've been defeated so many times by Pikachu's attacks, I know them all by heart! Ahahahahahaha!”

“Quick! It's coming! Dance like an eggplant!”

“Being good guys for once would be super-dupulous!”

“Fruit doesn't grow on trees, you know!”

“When it comes to catching Spinda, we sure are the Winda!”

“With enemies like that, who needs friends?”

“Well, I like to look at myself in my spare time.”

“Steal one, get one free!”

“Team Rocket may be dirty rotten criminals, but we're not in the business of destroying children's dreams! At least, not yet.”

“(singing) A tisket, a tasket, a pokemon egg basket!”

“I have no idea what just happened, but I'll gladly take credit for it.”

“Like, wow, don't I make like the COOLEST girl?”

“I thought I just heard someone say 'We're blasting off again' but we copyrighted that!”

“Drat, we wasted this episode cheering the good guys!”

“Time for action, Weezing!”

“This steak is too well done. Take it back and make it rare.”