The best anime quotes about sarcasm.
“Kurama, do not make me come over there and remove that precious thing you call a voice box.”
“All the while we've been thinking you were a brilliant strategist when really, you're just a lucky fool.”
“Ugly people shouldn't be allowed to smile that much!”
“Team Rocket may be dirty rotten criminals, but we're not in the business of destroying children's dreams! At least, not yet.”
“You know, it'd really be embarrassing to get eaten by something that came out of an egg this tiny.”
“What are you waiting for, your balls to drop?”
“I thought I just heard someone say 'We're blasting off again' but we copyrighted that!”
“Bite my ankles shorty, I swear I'll make you cry to your mom! If you have a mom, that is!”
“Of all the nerve, assault me and then ask for a meal, you're getting squat!”
“I don't know what you're trying to pull, but I'm not into this kinky stuff, and you're WAY too old!”
“Skin him. Now. Barbeque the bastard!! (referring to Ayame)”
“Oh, silly me. I must have forgotten to turn on my hearing aid. When you're a washed up old hag like me, the memory is the first to go.”
“Sometimes I think the whole world is conspiring to destroy my house.”
“[To Yuki] Liar! Moping around like a sad rat who lost his cheese!”
