Meme Oshino — memorable quote from Bakemonogatari

“There are two kinds of girls in this world. Lovely girls who can get along with me. And all the bitches who can't”

“One cannot live by jokes alone. But if there were no jokes, I’d rather not live.”

“A guy with only a cat for a friend won't look attractive by playing cool.”

“People only find me interesting because they can't tell whether I'm serious or not.”

“So, yeah. Strong animals don’t gather in herds or anything like that. Do they not know the expression “a lone wolf”? Cats are cute and wolves are cool. In other words, loners are cute and cool.”