Sohma Ayame — memorable quote from Fruits Basket

“Why do people have to work? I just want to eat and sleep. I should have born as a panda at the zoo.”

“If you think too hard when you don't have a brain, you're going to hurt your head.”

“For a pregnant woman to give birth, she's gotta feel the pain of pulling a watermelon out of her nostril. For an Artist to create a masterpiece, he's gotta feel the pain of pulling entire galaxies out of his ass.”

“Excalibur! Excalibur! From the United K! I'm looking for heaven! I'm going to California!”

“Throughout all of history, no wise king has ever forced his army to obey him through oppression. People will only truly fight for what is right. And there is only one thing that is truly right in this world! The one true, unchanging righteousness in the world is... cuteness! Cute makes right! All our needs, desires, and instincts seek cuteness, and it is for cuteness that we will give everything we have! That's just the way men are!”