The best anime quotes about sarcasm.
“*points at Black Star* What is that? Some kind of monkey? Yeah...it must be a monkey.”
“If you're going to modify me, at least turn me into a grasshopper man! Or a beetle! Or one of those imaginary freaks!”
“Honestly, how meaningless.. For something called love, which has neither meaning nor form. Laughable, isn't it?”
“I dunno, getting rid of stuff that doesn't even exist... it's basically just counselling, isn't it?”
“*about Grevil* He's the owner of the oddest hair in all of Sauville.”
“He is so twisted that if he sees someone wandering around lost, he's the kind of guy who will screw and toy around with the poor soul before he even bothers to help...IF he even bothers to help!”
“*to Rei Miyamoto* I'd be an actor if I could look happy right now.”
“That's interesting. Don't do it again.”
“It must be the way you look, Vash the Stampede. Your very existence seems to cause me undue irritation.”
“To Grell Sutcliff: Then, it's fine if you don't be careful on your way home. Rather, I'd prefer you walk through dangerous roads with your eyes closed.”
