“If you pick a fight with a god of death, I can't guarantee your soul's safety.”
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“If you pick a fight with a god of death, I can't guarantee your soul's safety.”
“Oh sorry, my hand slipped.”
“Can I shoot them now?”
“That is why I prefer using you two pistols. There is symmetry to wielding you two, right? (Getting aggravated) But when you two are in human form, your hairstyles and your heights are completely different... (Grabs their breasts) Even your cup sizes are completely different!”
“This guy's a special kind of stupid.”
“Ooops....My finger slipped.”
“Man this guy is stupid, ugly and a bad shooter.”
“Just look at it Liz, Patti, just look at how the clouds are! Flowing right towards the sun! It's so beautiful, even the sky is symmetrical!”
“Reaper Combat Art: Mortal Sin Stance.”
“You disgust me. I am a Grim Reaper, I refuse to grant anyone the freedom to kill!”
“I'm going to keep fighting until this world is the way it should be. Until the world is balanced.”
“I do not deny evil, nor do I believe that any human is completely free of malice. Everything must be in balance. As long as evil and good maintain an equilibrium in this world, there is no problem. Perfect balance is the key to everything.”
“I partnered with these two specifically so something like this wouldn't happen. I need symmetry! Maybe I should have listened to my father. He tried to pick out a good weapon for me, but I refused to listen to him! Stubborn! All I cared about, all I wanted was symmetry! Two symmetrical weapons! Was that so much to ask for?! And now all my efforts have been completely and utterly wasted! Damn it!”
“If you want to do damage to the other ship you have to ram them in the middle! Now do it again!”
“We're hunting after a legendary sword. Finding a fairy or two shouldn't be surprising.”
“I'll ward off the water from above, can you handle the water on the ground? We'll work together, it's a good thing there are two of us here. This plan would be impossible alone. Quite an obstacle.”
“Black Star, I can't come down, there's water. Carry me.”
“What If I didn't fold the toilet paper? Something like that could ruin my life forever. I can't be defeated by toilet paper, if I turn my back on this I shouldn't be allowed to live anymore.”
“I'm a pig, a louse, a useless cow! I destroyed Anubis! Such utter garbage cannot be allowed to live! I deserve to die!”
“No I can't go on like this! I should die! How could this happen? Did I really forget to fold the tip of the toilet paper into a triangle?”
“You're disgustingly hideous! What the hell kind of thing are you? I've never seen anything more messed up in my life! Do you know nothing about symmetry? Whoever made you should be dug up from his grave, shot and reburied! You make me violently ill.”
“Tornado Flip!”
“Symmetry is key everything must be esthetically pleasing. That's why I use the two of you as twin pistols in order to preserve symmetry. When I hold you both I'm completely balanced on the right and left. It isn't perfect because your human forms are so different from each other though. Your hair styles and height for example. Even your boobs are different sizes!”
“No, it can't be 7, say 8 damn it! 8 is better! It's physically impossible to cut the number 7 in half and make it symmetrical! It has to be 8 instead! 8 cut vertically or horizontally stays perfectly symmetrical! Take it back I beg of you! Please say 8, PLEASE!”
“I'm an abomination! I'm filthy and dirty! And unbalanced! Why is there only one set of stripes?! I'm garbage! Asymmetrical garbage! I deserve to die!”
“Symmetry is what makes the world beautiful.”
“I'm worthless garbage who can't even write a straight looking K!”