Death the Kid — memorable quote from Soul Eater

“No I can't go on like this! I should die! How could this happen? Did I really forget to fold the tip of the toilet paper into a triangle?”

“Thus I found myself carrying the entire weight of the troop as I preformed my dance before a capacity crowd at the opera house.”

“After all cool men don't cheat on their partners, do they?”

“I partnered with these two specifically so something like this wouldn't happen. I need symmetry! Maybe I should have listened to my father. He tried to pick out a good weapon for me, but I refused to listen to him! Stubborn! All I cared about, all I wanted was symmetry! Two symmetrical weapons! Was that so much to ask for?! And now all my efforts have been completely and utterly wasted! Damn it!”

“Of course they are my family, isn't it obvious? And a wonderful family they were. It happened long ago when I was still in the flower of my youth. The cities began to grow wild, people lost hope for the future, they became lazy idol time wasters. And to my everlasting shame I was no exception. Thus I began to watch the 7 O'Clock news religiously every night!”