Maebara Keiichi — memorable quote from Higurashi: When They Cry

“The person that needs to be as far away from the H-bomb switch as possible in all of Japan, is right here.”

“Don't use a serious tone. Don't breathe on me. Your face is too close. Freaking me out.”

“*while being chased by a jet* How will I ever explain to my friends why I have tire tracks down my back?”

“Sometimes you have days like this. Days where the most trivial little thing... Ends up getting you wrapped up in some big, annoying trouble.”

“I yearn for true gender equality. I have no patience for one who talks about female privilege when it suits them, and then complains about someone "not being a man" when it's convenient.”